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Week 1 Marquee and Picks


It is the oldest tradition in WSEM: Opening Night in Detroit. Each season begins with the big city franchise tossing out the first pitch in their friendly confines. This season the site will be even more grand than years past, as the Islanders host the Belgian Wiffles on Belle Isle. The Island moves the series from the shadows of 1300 Lafayette to the scenic overlook of the Detroit River and Windsor skyline. The Island is also a much larger field than Lafayette Park, and takes care of that "jungle problem" by eliminating grass from the playing field entirely.

The Islanders team keeps some familiar faces, though. Alex Linebrink, captain, has played in both Opening Night series with the Commandos, including dealing last season's first pitch when Daniel Egan took the field in his first Wiffleball game behind him. Joe Seto threw out the first pitch and hit the first home run in league history for the Commandos, and is now returning downtown to play for the Islanders.

The Belgian Wiffles also feature two players who have been part of Opening Night before. Ryan Alexia made his Wiffleball debut with the Flying Squirrels to begin last season, and Jason Matt played the first ever series in WSEM with his namesake team in 2011. This will be

Mark Brannan at bat during Satellite #2
the first Opening Night - the first Opening Weekend - experience for David Buhr, and despite having several old faces in the mix, Friday night will once again be a showcase for many rookie players.

For the third straight season Belgian features a completely turned over roster filled with new-to-Wiffle talent. The brothers Brannan, Jason Hollister, Dougie Wesserling, and Matt Dancza complete what is, in captain Buhr's opinion, his most cohesive roster yet. During the spring tournaments the Wiffles gave the ball to any pitcher who wanted a start, and let him take the game as far as he wanted. They are also one of only two teams to have had every player on their roster in the lineup at least once. The 2-4-1 record on the spring does not seem to concern the Belgian clubhouse, since they used the games to test things out and get accustomed to playing together. Besides, Belgian also had one of the most memorable performances of the spring: "Shock the World" theater at Satellite #1, in which they advanced to the championship game. It may not show in the record, but the effect of that run means arguably much more.


Hewlett at bat during Satellite #1
The Islanders were also feeling things out at the spring tournaments. Five different rookies laced them up as captain Linebrink used the two tournaments as try outs and to build build interest in playing for his team. Aside from the captain, Jason Hewlett was the only Islander to play in both. His performance at the plate and on the mound has Coffee declaring him a frontrunner for the 2013 MIP. The Islanders best performance of their 1-5 spring was coming back from a 7-1 deficit against this Belgian team to win 8-7 in the first game of the first Satellite Tournament.

What can we expect when these two teams meet up for the first game of the 2013 season? One, the Island will play like a combination of the Metrodome and Coors Field: the field is gravel, so grounders will play very fast; also, early reports are that "the ball FLIES here!" Combine that with early season jitters and, two: these games could be either tightly contested low scoring games, or out of control high scoring hitting derbies. Maybe we will get one of each. One thing is certain: it is bound to be a fun and exciting way to kick off 2013!


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This season we are featuring picks for the weekly series on tap made by four players from around the league. David Buhr, Richard Hurd, Alex Linebrink, and Chris Paquin will make their picks for series results, various over/unders, and possibly point spreads or assorted prop bets as we get into the season. We will track what they get right and wrong throughout the season to identify who best has their finger on the pulse of the league, is a good source to follow when heading to your bookie, or is a good target if you need to make a couple bucks in a pinch. Nobody made identical picks for Week 1, so the WSEM Pickers guaranteed to get off to an interesting start!


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Series Result
Belgian Wiffles
Sweep
Buhr and Linebrink get knocked around a bit and both leave the mound after 2 innings.
Belgian Wiffles
Sweep
Jason Matt gets 1st career HR
Islanders
Sweep
Linebrink 1st game shut-out, Hewlett with 3 HRs. Buhr's hand brace falls off.
Belgian Wiffles
Sweep
Jason Matt falls in the batters box while swinging at least twice. Linebrink's shoe falls off while wiggling his foot on the mound.

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Series Result
El Diablos
Sweep
Carl Coffee doesn't draw a single walk.
1-1
Split
Nick Coffee leaves in 2nd inning of first game to go poop.
El Diablos
Sweep
Craig Skinner asks every batter "Do you even lift?" en route to a perfect game.
El Diablos
Sweep
Carl Coffee feels up at least two El Diablos, Nick Coffee makes one spectacular grab in left.

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Series Result
1-1
Split
Corbett hits a home run off of Pearson.
1-1
Split
Paquin goes Oregon and wears a different color knee high socks for each game.
1-1
Split
Pearson hits 2 HRs, Brandon Corbett loses a pop-fly with his shirt stuck over his head.
1-1
Split
Corbett hits a bomb, as well as Pearson. Paquin gets smoked at short by a line drive off the bat of Pearson.

Over / Under:
Total Runs Scored
56.5
Under
Some games will be fairly high scoring while others are really low with it averaging out to approximately 8-9 runs per game or 48-54 runs total.
Over
Over
WAY Over.
Over